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Everybodys girlfriend:
No this isn't an advert telling you about Molgrats new girlfriend,
not that I'm trying to say she'll go with anybody, nooooo sirrreeee!
Would I?
O.K, I would, let's be honest about things here, then again, better not.
Tangent music is David Pleasance's new music company, recording studio
type thing, set up solely because he has an Amiga and a copy of
Bars & Pipes pro. Oh, alright, he knows something about music then and
has two hippies helping him run the joint, but that's a far as it goes.
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnyyyyyway!! #7More>>>
Tangent Music has produced a new CD, which is unlike the majority of
others, because it aint a CDROM full of music modules, but instead a CD
full of tracks professionally recorded, featuring songs which have some
releation to the Amiga, the only link I could find with this CD and
the Amiga was erm, the CD fits in a CDROM drive on a err, Amiga as
well as P.C, Archie, Mac and yer Dads best CD player.
Oh yeh and the word girlfriend means Amiga in English, or I
could also be a boring fart and go so far as to say that Amiga means
girlfriend in Spanish, hang on, did I get that the right way round?
Well, you know what I mean.
Erm, Everybodys girlfriend isn't what you would expect. Mr Pleasance
and his accomplices thought that making songs about a computer #7More>>>
@4
would be a bit dull, so they decided not to include this sort of music
but instead record a C64 in action. I lie, it was a spectrum.
The great tracks include:
The theme from California games
Snoopys day out (remix)
Go with the bleep
Commando featuring Courier vocals
Molgrat and his mate
Seriously though, the CD contains 14 tracks (note I didn't put great).
The tracks included are as follows, along with what relation each
has with the Amiga (or so we think):
Living On the breadline--- Commodore was so desperate for money in its
final few months that David had to take a#7More>>>
part time job at Warburtons
(baker born and bread he is)
I don't want to lose you-- Colin Proudfoot and Davey were out playing
networked Stunt car racer when somehow
or other, Colin lost the Amiga on his way home.
Prisoner of passion------- Colin fancied the arse of Daves Amiga, but
couldn't win her (Amiga) over. So he decided
to lock Dave up somewhere and kidnapp his
Amiga.
Roses--------------------- Colin bought Daves Amiga a box of roses.
Dave would have been a bit peeved, but
he was still locked up and couldn't do
much about it and besides he didn't even know
what was going on.
Everybodys girlfriend
Blues ----------------- Colin realised that Daves Amiga was a err,
well, lets not beat around the bush, A slag.
He soon realised that he couldn't have Daves#7More>
@4 girlfriend all to himself because she was
anybodys.
Dave was later released.
Lay Down your arms------- Having been locked up for nearly a week,
Dave was shall we say; pissed off.
He decided to track Colin down. He did this
and also went one further. He went to his
local arms dealer and bought himself
one of them Magnum things, complete with
docs and example articles (sorry I couldn't
resist that one). Dave then threatened
to kill Colin, while Colin was left
a wreck, blubbering the words "Lay down your
arms".
Para Mi Amiga------------ This song is dedicated to Jay Minor and
because without his help, Frontier and
everything else good about the Amiga wouldn't
be here.
#7More>>>@4
Don't let me fall-------- (Oh, I love the next few songs)
While out for a drive in the car, Dave, Colin
and THEIR girlfriend decided to stop near
a mountain range (don't ask how they got the
car there-alright?) Dave thought back to
what Colin had done. As a result Dave began
to froth around the mouth. THEN, quicker than
you can say
"Amiga Frontier is a fab mag, buy it"
Dave pushed Colin off the mountain.
So he DID let him fall.
Get in Quick------------ Dave decided to bugger off quick before
anyone saw Colin at the bottom of the mountain
(dead, probably). He and his girlfriend legged
it to the car, as soon as they both got to
the car Dave shouted " Get in quick, it's the
cops!" <in his best American voice>.
Lay You down----------- It appears that on the way down the mountain
Colin had used his mobile phone to call the
police. #7Warning, dirty comment on Next page>>
@4Luckily for Dave, the police didn't see
him and his girlfriend, so the two of them
decided to err, go to the back of the car
and err, you know the rest.
Girlfriend:" Oh Dave! what nice lips you have"
Dave: "Do you like Americans"
Girlfriend: "YES!"
Dave: "Well, come here and I'll give your
knickers a good yank."
< You know the rest >
Infinity-------------- The length of time those two were in the
back of the car seemed like infinity.
Crazy Like the wind--- Daves girlfriend described her fella to be
crazy like the wind.
Does that mean he is mad and constantly breaks
wind? We should be told. (Log rip off there)
#7More>>>@4
Fiesta After Siesta--- Dave and his girlfriend were forever using
secret codes to talk to each other.
A.F can exclusively crack the code for you:
Fiesta = Sex
Siesta = Six
Figure it out for yourself.
Feels like dreamin'--- Disregard all of the above because
as mentioned earlier in the mag, I sniff
sherbett. The whole story was brought
on by repeated snorts of sherbett. Solly.
Oh yeah, the CD is available at £11.99 + Cassette is priced £10.99.
If you want a piece of Amiga history from dedicated Amiga
users who use Amigas to make their products, then look no further-
Tangent Music's -- Everybodys Girlfriend, Dedicated to 10 years #7More>>>
@4
of Amiga!
@6
Hope there'll be 10 more years.....